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This is Captain Jack Schitt L.A.P.D.
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Drop your weapons and leave
with hands up.
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Unclean pig, if we do not receive
our money
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in five minutes,
The suit will receive its due.
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We are working on that.
We need more time.
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You know, it's a scientific fact
little known
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that if you kick a
man in the balls
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250 times, his balls
They come out of your nose.
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Time runs out and we start kicking.
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May God save his balls.
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Damn,
Where the hell is Steel?
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That could be him, sir.
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�It is true that he is the best officer
of strength?
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You better believe it.
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Damn, Steve,
where the hell have you been?
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From babysitter to the damn newbie,
That's where I've been.
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The A55 automatic police officer is the future
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of law enforcement
in this city.
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Steel, you better get used to it.
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I work alone.
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Furthermore, the guy is a
damn sexual predator.
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The pervert was fucking my crowbar
of changes on the way here.
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You look like a dirty girl
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Damn Steel, that prototype
It cost the department millions.
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That will come out of your ass,
chocolate knuckles
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But not today.
We have a real situation here.
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Stop flapping and spit it out.
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It seems that a group of convicts
they returned from
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your weekly training session
kickboxing rehabilitation
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when they crossed paths and stole
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a military shipment
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full of small arms
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and some anti-aircraft weapons.
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They proceeded to free themselves and kidnap
to Bernie Bergenstein,
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the most influential banker in the city
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and personal friend of the governor.
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We chase them and confront them
in this place.
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They ask for 100 million dollars
a solid gold helicopter
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and a live cast
to see their tits.
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Jesus Christ.
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You have five minutes
to get him out of there
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Prevents them from taking his balls
through the nose with kicks. If that happens
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the commissioner is going to me
become your new ass.
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I'm in it...
in the case, not in your ass.
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Come on, Johnny five pieces of shit.
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Going boss.
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This one is frigid anyway.
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And try not to cause
Too much damage, Steel.
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- Go get fucked.
- God, admire him.
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Very good, ass face,
when we enter,
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give me some background music,
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something with rhythm, something heavy.
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Accessing the music system...
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Boss, there's someone at the door.
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Well, don't just stand there
go see if it's our money.
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Whatever happens
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keep kicking, you heard me.
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Yes boss.
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Police, idiot.
You are arrested.
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Very good, sweets sucked,
let's dance
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I asked you to do
one damn thing.
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Kill him!
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Man, they don't have enough
lasers to shoot us,
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son of a bitch
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This is fun!
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Take care of the direction in which
You shoot that thing, huh?
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Party pooper!
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Why can't we
can we all get along?
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Cover me, I'm going in.
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Oh shit.
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Sorry... my bad.
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Come on, you little bastard.
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Fuck this... I'm out of here!
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SEXUAL IMPULSE ACTIVATED
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Hello, angel tits.
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ass face
where the hell are you?
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I'm stuck here.
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Just a second!
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I'm almost done!
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It's over, honey.
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You may need to empty the bag.
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Quiet!
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Stay away from his balls.
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- I will cut you into pieces.
- Show me fish lips
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I'm so horny!
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Come with dad!
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Who the hell are you?
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I'm Chuck Steele, renegade, rebel,
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an uncontrolled element, a leader
world, which does not obey the rules.
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What rules?
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All of them.
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You have five minutes
to get him out of there,
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they are going to pull his balls out of his nose.
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243...
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...244...
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...245...
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...246...
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...247...
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...248...
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...249...
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250
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- Oh thank God.
- Come on walk, pull up your pants
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Wait for me.
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Oh God, we're all going to die.
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Ass 5 stop fornicating.
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�I'm sorry honey. Duty calls!
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Charge your boosters,
We have to blow up this box of shit.
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Come on, shit ball.
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Power failure! Too much sex!
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Can you do me a favor
to go to hell.
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OVERLOADED POWER
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"You did it Steel,
damn you did it!
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Damn Schitt.
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- Sir, are you okay?
- I think so.
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Oh, thanks to this splendid officer...
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Steel!
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Sorry, a reflection, a reflection.
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If you want to come with me sir,
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Let me carry that for you.
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- The conference is going to be fun.
- Damn Steel,
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you may be the best police
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of strength, but
when will you give
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Do you realize that it's not 1985 anymore?
It's 1986.
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And that excessive fucking strength of yours
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does not combine with mustard and
a great cheese.
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One of these days I really
You're going to cross the line.
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Yeah, whatever.
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What's up with tweaky?
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Oh no police, are you okay?
Can you hear me?
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CRITICAL SEXUAL DESIRE
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The boys in the laboratory
They will leave you like new.
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- No, they won't.
- Damn Steel, what the hell?
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I work alone.
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..::Ranci::..
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"I'll be back... for sex!"